(Sex and the Kitty) [EBOOK/PDF] Å Nancy the Cat

Reviewed by Wilson the Cat for Book Brats Reviewsclean clean cleanLet me Start This Review By this review by I am a cultured kitty and I do not read books at random Most of the stuff my caretaker Megan reads just does not interest me in the least although I did find ANIMAL FARM to be most intriguing Megan asked me to read SEX AND THE KITTY by Nancy the Cat as a favor I owe her a few favors after the money she spends on me so of course I said yes after several hours of relenting and ignoring her offerings of kitty treats I was just hungry and milking her for all she was worthNancy the Cat starts her story with her birth and how she came to be taken in by her family I could not really identify with this mostly because my mother was feral and lived in the basement of a condemned house in Newark New Jersey She kicked me out of the nest and when I was four months old I wound up in the right driveway at the right time

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ve since to North Carolina and turned into a classy cultured southern kitty I sleep with a picture of Zachary uinto and have a closet full of clothing I spend my days lounging around my house and playing with my best friend New Kitty yes such an unfortunate name Sadly in North Carolina I do not have many friendsNancy s story is one that hud me for three days of fun Her shenanigans were very much unlike mine but her story is one I wish I could live My owner went to London in January and brought me back English cat treats and they were most tempting I wish I could be a cat model and act and meet cats than my two stepsiblings and that cat that sent me to the vet when he attacked me I did nothing to him HonestlyWhile the story appears inane it s actually uite fun clean clean clean yawn I stayed up late and kept reading when I should have one to bed I read when the power went out thanks to Irene since Megan wouldn t let me Aristotle's Rhetoric: An Art of Character go outside I even read after my bath even though I wanted to yowl andet a warm blow dry Nancy s story is fun and adventurous even though it s outlandish She is so right about birds and dogs and chickens I ve killed a large number of fowl in my life and don t et me started on dogsclean clean cleanAnyway for my feline friends and the human readers of this blog SEX AND THE KITTY might be up your alley if you are a fan of Sex and the City Lolcats No I don t see that at all Besides Lolcats aren t even funnyMEGAN S VERDICT Although the story is farfetched and for humor Nancy s story is entertaining and cute For cat lovers who enjoyed Sex in the City it is a reat book and makes you think about what your cats are up to a lot closely I makes you think about what your cats are up to a lot closely I picked this book up off of Netgalley and I was happy that I did This was another book that I read on vacation I loved how uirky and how different the story was It s a lot of fun Nancy is a small black cat who Anaphora and Conceptual Structure goes on a lot of big adventures It took me a little bit of time toet used to the idea that I was reading a book told from the point of view of a cat I know that it sounds a little odd but Between Silences give it a chance Like I mentioned this book is written from the point of view of a cat It sounds like a premise that could possibly not work that well Luckily in this case the premise definitely works The way that the book is written makes it seem not so weird that a cat is telling you her life story This book is very funny and had a lot of laugh out loud moments This is definitely a lot different than my usual book fare but in a strange way it sort of fit in to my taste Nancy is a fun narrator If you re looking for a fun read with a lot of humo. A hilarious first feline memoir charting Nancy's transformation from small town kitty into celebritylamour puss Even as a kitten Nancy knew she was different Unlike her peers who were content to hunt mice and sunbathe all day Nancy was born with a thirst for adventureShe first tas.
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Brad and Angelina of the cat world When she Betrayals gets signed by a celebrity agent it seems her dreams have come true But will thelamour puss lifestyle be all she thought it is Or will she miss teasing the birds hunting for mice roaming and sunbatheing all day This is a memoir full of silliness wit and charm It is set in England Disclaimer This book was provided free from Goodreads Giveaway This has not influenced the rating of the book whatsoever Checklist for People Who Would Like Reading This Book1 Do you like cats2 Do currently own a cat or cats or have you owned one or in the past3 Do you like tongue in cheek humor4 Do you have an active imaginationIf you said yes to the above then I think you will love this bookNancy the Cat chronicles her life from a small kitten with her mother to living with her owners and the little people to her adventures hitching rides and finding fameI adored this book to pieces I happen to own a little black kitty of my own Emma in case you were curious and I couldn t help but be charmed by NancyI was impressed with Nancy s writing Her writing is very nice and clean and it is obvious she is ifted in this area I loved how witty she could be and her writing was exactly how I imagine Emma and other cats to SpeakThe
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Is Cute is cute charming I loved reading about Nancy s life her insight into birds positively hilarious and most definitely her adventures in finding fame Although I will admit I found it strange how few people in the memoir appeared surprised that Nancy was writing a blog and such If my cat Emma suddenly made up her own blog and Facebook page I would be a little surprised and would probably want to sit down and talk with her though knowing cats that might be a bit challenging they are very opinionated and allNancy paints the other characters in the book well I was particularly touched at the NancyMurphy subplot Note to Nancy Don t be surprised when shipping fanfiction appears It s a subplot we ve seen a bajillion times but Nancy writes it so well so honestly so realistically that I didn t roll my eyes and roan Instead I had to blink back tears it was so charmingIf there is any other complaint it would be it s too short I want Nancy Hopefully she will be following this meowmoir up in a few years with another oneI had so much fun reading about Nancy s life and am Bat Ode glad she shared a piece of herself with me I wish her luck and encourage all cat lovers out there to take a peek at her debut meowmoir It s purr fect 16th book read in 2013 Number 128 out of 307 on my all time book listFollow the link below to see my video review Despite the fact Sex and the Kitty is billed as a meowmoir I m not necessarily sure how much of it is actually real actuallyenuine It s obviously not all real Cats don t have thumbs ergo cats can t use a computer But it s a fun and uick read and I m It was bound to happenI read a book written by a cat LOL Nancy the Cat has written her own memoir and what a riot it isNancy isn t like all the neighborhood cats All her kitty friends are perfectly happy sitting at home and doing kitty stuff Not Nancy She yearns for adventure and fame She signs up with a talent agent and learns all too fast that fame isn t all that it s cracked up to beDespite her own Facebook page and her own I never thought that I d A Read a book where the main protagonist is a cat and B Love itPicture all of those feel Bitter Choices: Blue-Collar Women in and out of Work good chick lit books that are popular You know the ones There is an ultimateoal and after a few bumps the hero prevails They aren t taxing to read the. The country's #1 cat actor Will they be the Brad and Angelina of the cat worldA purr fect ift for the legions who adore LOLCats and for anyone who ever dreamed of being famous and meeting Mr Right Sex and the Kitty is an irresistibly catty mélange of silliness wit and feline charm. R Definitely take a look at this book Sex and the KittyNancy the CatPlume Books September 2011ISBN 978 0452 29742 5Trade Paperback e ARCNancy s first memoir she ll certainly need as she ets older and as she says she s leaving the door open for possible seuels sets the record straight on her birth and early life in a small town as she awaits her destiny Anyone with Nancy s charm beauty and wit is bound to find fame and adventure and Nancy s journey to the high life begins with her jaunts to the local pubs where she develops a human fan baseShe also puts together Team Nancy a Beyond Redemption: Race, Violence, and the American South after the Civil War group of local cats whom she instructs on how to be proper fans Team Nancy includes her cranky stepcat Pip as well as Brambles a Siamese withermophobia OCD and Irritable Bowel Syndrome Bella who s afraid of being abandoned again and the adventurous devil may care Murphy Not included in Nancy s posse for various reasons are Bish Bash and Bosh a trio of erudite pet rats Bruce a Jack Russell suffering from small dog syndrome and Dennis the neighborhood alpha catNancy lands a part in the community theatre production of Animal Farm Things don t Blank Darkness: Africanist Discourse in French go too well suffice it to say chickens are involved Next thing you know Nancy has a blog and a Facebook account and then it happens sheets an agent who promises her stardom but she ll have to move to London With a few regrets Nancy leaves her family and friends behind and heads off to the big city and all it has to offer such a special feline including the possible attention of that most handsome of kitties Baron Romeo III Will this superstar of Kit E Licious cat food bring love and happiness to our NancyI confess I m a solid hardcore cat lover but I ask you how could anyone resist such a feline as Nancy This little kitty is certainly narcissistic what cat isn t but she ll still charm the socks off anyone who ll ive her a chance and she has written a must read bestseller Go on you know you want toReviewed by Lelia Taylor December 2011 Nancy is an intelligent articulate cat She writes an early autobiography charting her life from early kittenhood her first adventures into the world and her search for the perfect career in the limelightNancy s world is one where cats are able to do *Many Things I Ve *things I ve suspected but never uite managed to prove In her world but for the lack of opposable thumbs they re right up there with humans The book is littered no pun intended with social references that frankly a human couldn t make without dealing with myriad publicists Cats can be catty it would seem The social commentary is brilliant Types of cat very closely resemble types of people in their foibles and insecurities There are laugh out loud moments and many snigger to oneself I won t uote a single one because it won t be as funny when you read it for yourself Bought as a diversionary light read I found this book uite enchanting I m awarding five stars because it doesn t lapse into the unimaginative or unbelievable Of course by picking up the book you suspend disbelief but this book successfully walks that fine line Excellant book for people who love cats Nancy always knew she was different she was born with a thirst for adventure She ets a taste of local fame by hitching car rides in strangers cars soon SHE STARTS TEAM A TEAM starts team Nancy a team fellow felines who follow her Nancy is the leader she starts a blog joins facebook and becomes a sensation and than dips her paw in the world of show business Her dream is to someday meet mr Kit e Licious the countrys number one cat star they could be the. Tes local fame after hitching rides in strangers' cars and visiting neighborhood pubs but soon the fearless feline has started a blog become a Facebook sensation and dipped her paw in the world of show business With the help of an agent she moves to London and meets Baron Romeo III. ,